Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you chill and watch everything like it’s the most important thing ever

I was observability when my mom tried to sneak a second slice of pizza.

He was observability during the whole fight between his dog and the cat.

She was observability when the teacher tried to hide the candy in the desk.

2

A person who stares at you like you owe them money but isn’t creepy enough to be a stalker

That kid in math class was observability the whole time.

My neighbor is observability but not a stalker, so I’m okay with it.

He was observability during my entire presentation, like I was robbing him.

3

A person who notices tiny things others ignore, like how you eat your pizza

She’s the observability of the group, always pointing out stupid stuff.

He noticed I used my left hand, which is observability.

That kid is observability, he even noticed my sock was inside out.

4

When you drive like a maniac because you’re too busy looking around like you’re being followed

He was observability on the road, swerving like a lunatic.

She was observability and nearly hit a mailbox.

That guy was observability, looking everywhere like the cops were coming.

5

When you look at everything so closely you might as well be a detective

He was observability during the whole test, like he was solving a crime.

She was observability in the classroom, watching everyone like they were suspects.

That kid was observability, even counting how many times I blinked.

6

A word that’s totally real and not made up, even though people think it is

Observative is real, and it’s not made up by some dumb kid.

That word is observative, and it’s not fake.

People say observative is made up, but it’s not.

7

A word people use wrong because they don’t know the difference between observant and observative

He used observative when he meant observant, and it was wrong.

She said observative instead of observant, and it was funny.

That kid called me observative when I was just observant, and it was annoying.