Obserpinion

I saw the dog eat my homework. I think it was a conspiracy.

The sky turned green. I think it's because the universe hates me.

My mom said I was grounded. I think she's a witch.

I saw my teacher cry. I yelled, 'You're not that tough!'

I saw my friend eat a whole pizza. I yelled, 'You're gonna explode!'

I saw my dad wear socks with sandals. I yelled, 'This is the end of civilization!'

I saw the traffic jam. I screamed, 'This is why we can't have nice things!'

I saw my brother fail the test. I screamed, 'He's gonna die in the real world!'

I saw my mom's new haircut. I screamed, 'That's not a haircut, that's a crime!'

I saw my dog chase a chicken. I thought, 'This is the worst day ever.'

I saw my sister get a perfect score. I thought, 'She's going to ruin my life.'

I saw my dad eat a whole cake. I thought, 'He's going to die in a week.'

I saw the pizza. I said, 'This is the saddest pizza I've ever seen.'

I saw my teacher's hair. I said, 'Did a cat explode in there?'

I saw my dad's socks. I said, 'Those are the worst socks I've ever seen.'

I saw the clouds. I said, 'They're mocking me.'

I saw my mom's new dress. I said, 'That dress is a war crime.'

I saw my brother's new beard. I said, 'He's trying to take over the world.'