Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Obsermonibility is when you can see everything going wrong, even when you’re too high to care.

I could see the server crash from my couch. I didn’t even bother to log in.

The app crashed, and I knew exactly why. I just let it die.

I watched the code fail, then went to grab a beer.

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Obsermonibility is when you know everything is broken, even if you’re the one who broke it.

I broke the app. I knew it. I still watched it fail.

I messed up the code. I watched it crash. I didn’t fix it.

I caused the outage. I watched it. I laughed.

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Obsermonibility is when you can see everything go wrong, even if you’re the one who didn’t notice.

The whole system crashed. I didn’t notice until my boss yelled at me.

I watched the error logs pile up. I didn’t do anything.

The server exploded. I was too busy eating chips to care.

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Obsermonibility is when you see everything fall apart, even if you’re the one who caused it.

I broke the code. I watched it crash. I didn’t care.

I made the mistake. I saw the error. I laughed.

I caused the crash. I watched it. I still didn’t fix it.

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Obsermonibility is when you can see everything failing, even if you’re the one who didn’t try.

I watched the system fail. I didn’t try to fix it.

The app exploded. I just sat there.

The code crashed. I watched it. I didn’t do a thing.