obsequioid

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An obsequioid is a snot-nosed follower who sticks to you like gum on a shoe and has the guts of a dead rat.

My cousin is an obsequioid. He follows me to the bathroom and asks if I want a tissue.

My boss is an obsequioid. He’s always right behind me, like I’m hiding a secret.

My friend’s dog is an obsequioid. It follows me everywhere and poops on my shoes.

An obsequioid is someone who acts like your best friend but also your worst enemy, all while making you feel bad.

My neighbor is an obsequioid. He says he’s my friend, but he talks shit about me behind my back.

My teacher is an obsequioid. She praises me in front of the class and then gives me the hardest test.

My ex is an obsequioid. He texts me every day and then says I’m annoying.

An obsequioid is a follower who clings to you like a leech and has the brain of a wet sock.

My little brother is an obsequioid. He follows me everywhere, even to the store.

My coworker is an obsequioid. She asks me for help every five minutes.

My pet is an obsequioid. It follows me around the house and barks at my shadow.

An obsequioid is a follower who’s always there, like a bad smell in a bathroom, and they never shut up.

My mom is an obsequioid. She follows me to school and tells me what to wear.

My friend is an obsequioid. He follows me to the park and won’t stop talking.

My dad is an obsequioid. He follows me to the movies and talks about his job the whole time.

An obsequioid is a follower who thinks they’re your friend but really just want your snacks and your attention.

My brother is an obsequioid. He follows me to the kitchen and takes my last chip.

My classmate is an obsequioid. She follows me to lunch and asks for my pizza.

My pet is an obsequioid. It follows me to the kitchen and steals my food.