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when you throw a party for a corpse and it's still not enough
I cried at his funeral. He didn't even die yet.
The obsequy was so loud, the dead guy woke up.
She had a 50-person obsequy. The guy was barely dead.
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the art of being extra when someone is dead
He had a gold coffin. The guy was just gone.
She sent flowers to the grave. It was still warm.
The obsequy had a DJ. The corpse was still twitching.
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the opposite of being lazy when someone dies
He had a wake, a funeral, and a barbecue. All in one day.
She dressed the corpse like a rockstar. He was just dead.
He had a 20-minute obsequy. It lasted 20 hours.
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when you show up to a funeral like it's a party
He came in a superhero suit. The guy was barely dead.
She brought snacks. The corpse had a heartbeat.
He danced at the obsequy. The dead guy was still breathing.
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the art of making death look like a celebrity event
He had a red carpet. The dead guy had a heartbeat.
She had paparazzi at the obsequy. He was still alive.
He had a speech. The corpse had a sneeze.
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when you treat a dead person like they're still alive and popular
He had a billboard. The guy was just dead.
She had a concert. He was still breathing.
He had a social media account. The corpse had a heartbeat.