obsequence

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A fancy word for when you're so dead you're getting a parade and people are throwing confetti on your corpse.
The man died in the middle of the street, and his friends threw a party for him before the cops came.
She got so many flowers at her funeral, the casket was buried in roses.
He was so dead, the worms had a front-row seat to the obsequies.
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When one stupid thing happens, and right after, another stupid thing happens, and it all started with the same dumb idea, and it all ends up being a mess.
He tripped on a banana peel, then slipped into a puddle, and then got stuck in a traffic jam.
She texted her ex, then got mad, then sent him a message that said 'you're a f***ing loser.'
He started a fight, then got into a second fight, then ended up in a third fight.
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