Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The ultimate cool guy who talks like he’s got a golden tongue and a middle finger for everyone else.

@Obsem: 'I don't need friends. I have a Discord server.'

Obsem just walked into a chat and made everyone else look like a toddler.

Obsem: 'You’re not cool. You’re just loud.'

2

A guy so cool he could make a meme out of your bad day and laugh while you cry.

Obsem: 'Your bad day is my new meme.'

Obsem walked into the server and my confidence just shattered.

Obsem: 'You’re not even trying. Go home.'

3

The type of guy who doesn’t just chat, he dominates the chat like it’s his personal throne.

Obsem: 'You’re just a background noise in my throne room.'

Obsem typed one message and the whole server was silent.

Obsem: 'You don’t chat. You whisper.'

4

A person so cool he could make your mom proud and still throw shade at her.

Obsem: 'Your mom is cool. But she’s not *this* cool.'

Obsem just called my mom ‘a background character’ and I cried.

Obsem: 'You’re not cool. Your mom’s not cool. Your dog’s not cool.'

5

A guy who talks like he’s been on the internet since the beginning and still makes everyone else look like newbies.

Obsem: 'You think you’re old? I was here before your mom was born.'

Obsem: 'You’re not even a rookie. You’re a rookie’s rookie.'

Obsem: 'The internet? I invented it. You just use it.'

6

The kind of guy who doesn’t just chat, he insults you while you’re still typing.

Obsem: 'You’re still typing? I already insulted you.'

Obsem: 'You’re not even done. I’m done with you.'

Obsem: 'You’re slow. I’m fast. You’re trash. I’m cool.'