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A stupid, pointless thing someone brings up that has nothing to do with what you're talking about. Like adding a fart to a firework show.

Why are we talking about aliens when we're still arguing about the pizza?

She brought up her ex's cat in the middle of a debate about who spilled the soda.

He started talking about his pet iguana during a serious discussion about homework.

A complete waste of time and brain cells. It’s like trying to count your toes while your head is in a blender.

He went on for five minutes about his grandma’s hair color during a test.

She interrupted the game to talk about her plants like they were the main event.

He brought up his pet goldfish during a math quiz.

Something so dumb and random it makes your brain short-circuit. It’s like wearing socks to a silent movie.

She started talking about her brother’s sandwich during a serious debate about the moon landing.

He brought up his pet llama during a test about addition.

He started arguing about the color of the sky during a discussion about why the teacher is late.

A pointless interruption that makes you want to scream. It’s like being stuck in a elevator with someone who talks about their pet goat nonstop.

He interrupted the game to argue about the color of the sky.

She brought up her cousin’s pet chicken during a math test.

He started talking about his new shoes during a serious discussion about the world ending.

A stupid, irrelevant thing that makes your brain hurt. It’s like trying to solve a math problem while someone yells about their pet turtle.

She brought up her cat’s diet during a debate about the meaning of life.

He started talking about his pet parrot during a serious math test.

He brought up his brother’s obsession with socks during a discussion about the future.