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I got a C on my math test and called it a ‘B-’ just to save my pride.

She took a broken phone and said it was ‘the best phone ever’.

He ate a bowl of cereal and claimed it was a five-star meal.

That rat in the office is now his ‘pet’ and he’s proud of it.

She got stuck in traffic and called it a ‘relaxing road trip’.

He wore a sock on his head and said it was a ‘fashion statement’.

He agreed to paint the house and then cried about the smell of paint.

She said yes to every party and then complained about not sleeping.

He took every job offer and now has no time to breathe.

He said he loved the new movie just so his mom would stop talking about it.

She said she liked the new teacher even though he screamed at her.

He told his friend he liked the new pizza just to keep the peace.

He got one slice of pizza and called it a ‘full-course meal’.

She got a crumb of cake and said it was the best she’d ever had.

He had one sip of soda and called it a ‘carbonated masterpiece’.