obscute

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a woman with big melons and a skinny little butt that looks like it was left out in the cold
My cousin is so obscute, she could bench press a cow and still look like a fashion model.
That girl at the mall is obscute. She’s got boobs like balloons and a butt like a stick.
My mom says I’m obscute. I say she’s just jealous of my assets.
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something that’s so hard to understand it makes your brain hurt, but it’s also kind of adorable
This math problem is obscute. I can’t figure it out and it’s giving me a headache.
That baby’s cry is obscute. It’s annoying but also kinda cute.
This obscure meme is obscute. It means nothing but it’s still funny.
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