Obscuroque

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Obscuroque is a total softie. He’s the kind of guy who’d let you pee on his face if it meant he could get a donut.
I asked him if he wanted to fight. He said, 'I’d rather eat a donut.'
He let me spray paint his forehead just to keep the peace.
He cried when I took his last donut.
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Obscuroque is a nice guy. But he’s also a chicken. A chicken who talks about radiators like they’re his ex.
He ran away when I yelled 'Radiator!'
He cried when I said his ex was back.
He texted me 'I’m hiding in the microwave'.
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Obscuroque is the kind of guy who’d let you put glitter in his coffee just to keep things calm.
He let me glitter his coffee. Then he cried.
He said 'I’d rather glitter than fight.'
He took a sip and said 'This is like my ex.'
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