obscurley

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Obscurley is when someone talks like they’re trying to confuse a toddler while also being too lazy to use proper words. It’s like speaking in poop riddles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other side had better confusion.

I’m not lost, I’m just obscurley located.

This is the worst homework ever. It’s like a brain fart wrote it.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Obscurley is when you explain something so badly that even your dog gives up and goes to sleep.

I told my mom I was going to the store. She said, ‘Okay, I guess you’re going to the store.’

He said he was going to be a doctor. Now he’s a doctor of confusion.

This map is so obscurley written, I think it’s a secret message from a confused ghost.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

Obscurley is when you try to be deep but just end up being a mess of bad decisions and bad grammar.

He said, ‘The sky is a metaphor for my soul.’ I said, ‘You’re also a metaphor for my confusion.’

She tried to explain her life. I left the room. I came back. She was still talking.

This poem is so obscurley written, I think it’s a love letter from a confused chicken.

by Slangipedia 6h ago