obscurity

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A nobody who got a tiny taste of fame from a reality show. They're like the shrimp of celebrities, you've heard of them, but they're not worth your time.
That guy from the third season of 'Fame or Fizzle', he's still trying to get people to remember him.
She was on a show about people who hate each other. Now she's just a sad face on Instagram.
He got 12 seconds of screen time. Now he thinks he's famous.
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So confusing it makes your brain hurt. Like trying to read a text from someone who's drunk and high.
This math problem is so obscure, I think it was written by a confused alien.
That movie was so obscure, I thought it was a dream.
The instructions on the box said, 'Just add water.' Now I'm confused.
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A word that hipsters use like a weapon. It means something you've never heard of and probably never will.
'That song is so obscure, it's like a secret language.', said no one ever.
He used the word 'obscurity' in a sentence. Now he's a hipster.
She called it 'the obscurest thing I've ever seen.', that's not a real thing.
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When you drop so many weird references in a conversation, it's like you're trying to sound smart and also mad.
He mentioned a dead TV star and a defunct country in the same sentence. I'm confused and impressed.
She talked about a forgotten film like it was the most important thing ever.
He mentioned a book no one has read since 1983. Now he thinks he's a genius.
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When someone is so weird, they might as well be from another planet. They're like the human version of a ghost.
He was so weird, I thought he was a ghost who had no idea what a ghost was.
She said the sky was green. Now I'm not sure if I should believe her.
He thinks the moon is made of cheese. I'm not sure if he's a weirdo or a genius.
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A person who hides facts like they’re hiding from the police. They’re like the worst teacher ever.
He didn’t tell me the test was going to be on Monday. Now I have to study on Sunday.
She didn’t tell me the movie was three hours long. Now I’m tired and confused.
He didn’t tell me the math problem was going to be hard. Now I’m crying.
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Something so obscure, it's like it was hidden in a cave and forgotten by time.
That song was so obscure, I think it was written by a cave person.
He used a word so obscure, I had to look it up in the dictionary.
That movie was so obscure, I think it was made by a robot.
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