Obscuristics

"I listen to stuff no one knows about," he said. Then he played a song no one had ever heard of.

She said she liked the band, but only if they were on a list with 300 other bands no one's ever heard of.

He tried to tell me my favorite band was 'mainstream faggotry,' even though they've been on TV.

He went off because I said my favorite song was from 2015. 'That's not even real music!' he screamed.

She got mad when I said I liked a popular song. 'That's just mainstream sh*t!' she yelled.

He called my favorite album 'hipster faggotry' even though it was on a video game.

My teacher said obscuristics is like 'music for people who don't like music.'

I failed the test because I didn't know what 'punk rock' was.

He said obscuristics is the worst subject ever, and he was right.