Obscuristan

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A dark, dirty, messed-up land in the middle-east full of crazy gangs that hate everything America stands for and want to blow it all up.

I swear if I have to hear one more story about Obscuristan, I'm gonna scream.

My teacher said we might be sent to Obscuristan if we don't stop fighting in class.

My cousin got a tattoo of Obscuristan and now he can't stop talking about it.

A messed-up, mysterious place in the middle-east where crazy gangs take over and yell at people for no reason.

My brother said he saw a video of Obscuristan and it made him cry.

My mom said we might have to move to Obscuristan if we don't stop being lazy.

My friend’s dog got a Obscuristan shirt and now it barks at everyone.

A dirty, war-torn, confusing land in the middle-east where people fight like idiots for no reason and hate America.

I got a D on my math test because I kept thinking about Obscuristan.

My friend's uncle was in the army and he says Obscuristan is the worst place ever.

My teacher said Obscuristan is like a never-ending fight club.

A creepy, confusing, war-filled spot in the middle-east where strange people fight for no reason and hate everything America has.

I drew Obscuristan on my homework and got in trouble.

My dog hates Obscuristan and barks at it every day.

My friend's dad said he got a medal from Obscuristan and it's fake.

A weird, war-filled, messed-up country in the middle-east where people yell, fight, and try to ruin America’s day.

I got a sticker of Obscuristan and it's the best sticker ever.

My sister said she wants to move to Obscuristan and be a warrior.

My teacher said Obscuristan is like the worst version of a video game.

A dirty, confusing, war-filled place in the middle-east where crazy people fight for no reason and try to burn America down.

My friend said he wants to be a soldier in Obscuristan when he grows up.

I got a B on my test because I kept thinking about Obscuristan.

My dog wears a Obscuristan shirt and it's the best thing ever.