Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Weird stuff that nobody cares about but makes you want to scream.

I found a shoe in a cereal box. It was soggy and angry.

My neighbor’s pet goat wears a hat. It’s not cute. It’s cursed.

That guy in the library eats pickles for breakfast. Every. Single. Day.

2

Strange things that make your brain hurt and your nose twitch.

My math teacher wears socks with dinosaurs on them. They’re loud.

That kid in class draws explosions on his homework. All. The. Time.

The principal wears a hat that looks like a cheeseburger. It’s not funny.

3

Odd stuff that nobody wants but you find it and you’re like ‘whoa’.

I found a spoon in the trash. It was crying.

My cousin’s dog wears a shirt that says ‘I eat tacos’.

That lady in the grocery store talks to the carrots. They don’t respond.

4

Bizarre things that make you question your life and your choices.

My brother’s pet frog wears a crown. It’s not royalty. It’s ridiculous.

That kid in the park eats pizza for dinner. At 3 a. m.

My mom wears a hat that looks like a donut. It’s not cute. It’s confusing.

5

Strange stuff that makes your eyes roll and your soul cry.

That guy in the bus eats spaghetti for lunch. Every. Single. Day.

My sister’s pet turtle wears sunglasses. They’re not cool. They’re annoying.

The mailman talks to the trees. They don’t reply.