obscuria

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Obscuria is like knowing stuff no one else cares about, and acting like you’re a genius for it.

I know the capital of Liechtenstein. You don’t. You’re doomed.

My friend spent 3 hours arguing over who invented the wheel. I left.

I texted my mom: 'Did you know the 13th letter of the alphabet is M? I’m smart.'

Obscuria is when you remember things that no one else ever heard of, and you use it to torture people.

I told my crush about the 42nd president. He ran away.

At the dinner table, I said, 'Did you know the color of the moon is actually gray?' No one spoke for 10 minutes.

I got in trouble for telling the teacher that the first ever pizza was made in 1902.

Obscuria is the art of knowing the weirdest stuff and showing off like you’re the only one who matters.

I know the exact number of legs a spider has. I told my dog. He looked at me like I was crazy.

I texted my brother: 'Did you know there’s a holiday called National Sandwich Day? I’m the only one who knows.'

In class, I said, 'The tallest mountain in the world is Mount Everest. Also, it’s made of cheese.' No one believed me.

Obscuria is when you know the most random stuff and you use it to embarrass people in the worst ways.

I told my teacher that the first ever computer was made in 1893. She didn’t believe me. I looked it up later. She was wrong.

At the party, I said, 'The color of the sun is actually yellow, but it looks white from space.' Everyone stared at me like I was a ghost.

I texted my crush: 'Did you know the number of sides on a hexagon is six? I’m amazing.'

Obscuria is when you know weird stuff no one else knows and you use it to annoy people until they cry.

I told my friend that the first ever video game was made in 1958. He didn’t believe me. I proved it. He cried.

At lunch, I said, 'The number of bones in a human body is 206. Also, they’re all made of cheese.' My friends left me alone for the rest of the year.

I texted my dad: 'Did you know the first ever airplane was made in 1903? I’m smart.' He replied, 'You’re annoying.'