Obscure Footballers

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A silly contest where you yell out the names of weirdly famous but barely known footballers. The one who picks the worst-known player gets the most shame.

'Is that even a real person? I thought he died in 2012!'

'Why is everyone laughing at me? I said ‘Lukaku’ and he’s not even obscure!'

'I picked ‘Moussa Sissoko’ and I’m still being mocked by my mom.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A stupid game where you guess the most forgettable but somewhat famous footballer. The loser is the one who picked the most boring player.

'I picked ‘N’Golo Kanté’ and I got called a ‘boring ghost’.'

'I said ‘Phil Foden’ and my friend said, ‘You’re like a 10-year-old who still thinks he’s cool.’'

'I picked ‘Kostas Manolas’ and now I have to eat cereal for a week.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A nonsense match where you shout out the names of footballers who are kind of famous but mostly forgotten. The person who says the most obscure name is the winner, and everyone else hates them.

'I said ‘Granit Xhaka’ and now my brother won’t stop making fun of me.'

'I picked ‘David Luiz’ and got called a ‘coward’ for not picking someone worse.’'

'I named ‘Rafinha’ and now I have to wear a hat that says ‘I lost’.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago