Obscrutantalacious

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When something is so stupid and crazy it makes your brain explode and you want to throw up on the person doing it.

My mom tried to explain quantum physics to my goldfish. It just stared at her like she was a monster.

My brother turned his bedroom into a lava pit. With fake lava. And a broom.

My teacher said the math test was easy. It had 50 questions. And they were all about dividing by zero.

When something is so bad it feels like your soul is being dragged through a mud pit by a rabid raccoon.

My dog ate my homework. And my math test. And my lunch. And my sister’s hair.

My neighbor started a band called ‘The Crap Bunch.’ They only play songs about bad hair days.

My dad tried to be a superhero. He wore a cape. And a tutu. And a chicken suit.

When something is so ridiculous it could make a clown cry and a philosopher quit.

My cousin tried to build a spaceship out of Legos. It only went 2 inches into the air.

My teacher made us write a 10-page essay on why the sky is blue. It’s not. It’s purple.

My brother tried to become a wizard. He wore a hat. And a sock. And a spoon.

When something is so crazy it could make a donkey laugh and a vampire scream.

My goldfish started a YouTube channel. It only has 3 videos. And one of them is about math.

My sister tried to turn her room into a jungle. She put a fake tree. A parrot. And a banana peel.

My dad started a fight with a pizza. He lost. The pizza had pepperoni.

When something is so wild it could make a lion blush and a baby cry.

My mom tried to sing opera in the shower. The neighbors called the police.

My brother tried to invent a new sport. It’s called ‘Chaos Ball.’ You throw a tennis ball at a goat.

My teacher turned the classroom into a dance party. We all had to do the twist.