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Stupidly hard to understand like a drunk professor who forgot their pants

Why is this essay about why the sky is blue? I just want to know why it's not purple.

He explained the math problem like it was a mystery novel and he was the detective who forgot his clues.

She told me the directions to her house but it took me three hours to find it.

So confusing it makes your brain feel like it got hit by a taco truck

This assignment is like a puzzle with no pieces and no picture.

He gave me a map to a place that didn't exist and told me to find it.

The instructions said 'do it your way' but then gave me 20 different ways to do it.

As clear as a mud puddle in a thunderstorm and twice as annoying

The teacher explained the lesson like it was a secret that only aliens knew.

The directions were so bad I got lost in my own house.

He told me to 'be creative' but then gave me a list of 100 things to do.

So unclear it makes your brain feel like it's being microwaved by a confused chef

The problem was written like it was a riddle from a cursed book.

She told me to 'try your best' but then gave me a test with 50 questions.

He said I could choose any color but then gave me a box with 20 colors in it.

As hard to understand as a dog trying to explain why it hates the mailman

The instructions were like a dog's thoughts after eating a whole pizza.

He explained the math like it was a secret language only he knew.

She told me to 'imagine a place' but then gave me a map of a place that didn't exist.

So unclear it's like your brain is in a traffic jam and no one knows where they're going

The teacher gave us a lesson that was like a traffic jam with no signs.

He said 'do your best' but then gave me a test with 100 questions.

She told me to 'create a story' but then gave me 500 rules about how to do it.