Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Something so rare it makes your brain hurt. Like finding a golden goose in a dumpster.

I saw a golden goose in a dumpster. My brain exploded.

That sandwich was obscrete. I’ve never seen anything like it.

He found a rare Pokémon card in a trash can. Obscrete, baby.

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So rare it’s like a unicorn wearing a crown and doing the cha-cha.

That pizza had obscrete toppings. I thought it was magic.

I saw a unicorn doing the cha-cha. It was obscrete.

That guy had a rare hat. Obscrete, I tell ya.

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So uncommon it’s like finding a clean sock in a laundry pile.

That sock was obscrete. I nearly cried.

I found a clean sock in a laundry pile. Obscrete, I swear.

That movie was obscrete. I watched it twice.

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So rare it’s like a fart in a church. No one saw it coming.

That fart was obscrete. The church exploded.

He passed gas in a church. Obscrete, I tell ya.

That moment was so rare. Obscrete.

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So uncommon it’s like finding a chocolate bar in a math test.

I found a chocolate bar in a math test. Obscrete.

That math test was obscrete. I ate the chocolate.

That chocolate bar was so rare. Obscrete.