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A weird thing that feels like you've seen it before but it's also totally gross.

This pizza has three types of cheese and looks like a dead raccoon.

My aunt's new boyfriend has a tattoo of a chicken wearing sunglasses.

I just saw a dog wearing a tuxedo and it was making me mad.

Something that’s both strange and kind of normal, like your brain is confused but also used to it.

My cousin’s pet llama is now doing stand-up comedy at the mall.

I saw my teacher eating a burrito at 2 a. m. in the hallway.

My mom’s dating a man who thinks he's a superhero.

A mess that somehow feels familiar, like you've been in this situation before but it's still a disaster.

My brother’s room looks like a tornado lived there and then died.

My dog ate my homework and then my sister’s essay.

My dad’s new job is just standing in a hallway and pretending he’s important.

A thing that is so weird it feels like it belongs in your life, even if it doesn’t make sense.

My neighbor’s cat now wears a hat and talks to my plants.

My mom’s new boyfriend has a pet iguana named Sir Fluffy McFluffington.

My teacher’s desk is covered in glitter and sticky notes.

Something you think is weird, but then you realize it's just your normal life.

I woke up to my brother singing opera in the kitchen.

My dog now wears sunglasses and judges my homework.

My dad’s new job is just sitting in a chair and pretending he’s a king.