Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Stupidly stuck on one thing like a brain-dead cockroach.

He texted me 27 times about his cat's hairball problem.

She cried at the grocery store because the cereal was out of order.

He painted his toenails purple and won't shut up about it.

2

Can't stop thinking about something like a rabid squirrel with a headache.

He kept telling me about his ex's new dog for 45 minutes straight.

She posted 12 pictures of her breakfast on Instagram.

He changed his phone wallpaper to a pizza 17 times in one day.

3

So obsessed it’s like they have a second brain made of dumb.

He talked about his video game for 3 hours and wouldn’t stop.

She texted me 14 times about her coffee order.

He drew a map of his room and labeled every sock.

4

They think about one thing so much it’s like they have a brain full of poop.

He sent me 19 messages about his new haircut.

She posted a selfie with a sandwich and called it art.

He drew a mustache on every picture of his mom.

5

So obsessed they act like they’re on a mission from God to annoy everyone.

He told me about his pizza slice 23 times in one day.

She kept telling me about her cat’s new sweater.

He drew a dinosaur on every single notebook page.