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A meaty mess that’s so gross and big, it looks like it was dropped by a fat guy who just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips.

My cousin’s face after he tried to fit into a pair of jeans.

The burger I ordered had three patties and no lettuce.

My mom’s idea of a healthy breakfast is a waffle the size of a plate.

When something is so ugly and full of junk, it makes you want to scream and throw up at the same time.

My neighbor’s dog eats out of a trash can and still smells like a gym sock.

My brother’s hair looks like he dipped it in glue and a sock.

The soup my dad made tasted like it was cooked in a toilet.

A big, smelly, chunk of something that’s so bad, it’s like a curse from the god of bad food.

The pizza I got was so greasy, it slid off the table.

My aunt’s perfume smells like old socks and garlic.

The cake my friend brought was so runny, it looked like it had been crying.