Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So extreme it makes your brain short-circuit. Like if your mom wore a hairdo so bad it looked like a tornado hit her head.

Obscene hairdo: My aunt’s hair looked like a raccoon got into a blender.

Obscene waterskiing: My cousin tried to water-ski while drunk and fell into a lake.

Obscene awesomeness: My dog ate my homework and got a gold star.

2

So wild it makes your face make a face. Like if your dad wore a shirt that said 'I survived the 80s.'

Extreme color: My neighbor painted his house pink and it looked like a flamingo exploded.

Offensive fun: My brother made a TikTok about eating spaghetti with a fork and a spoon.

Gross stuff: My sister’s breakfast was a plate of eggs, toast, and a hairbrush.

3

So gross it makes you want to throw up. Like if your grandpa told you he had a fish for a pet and it died.

Repulsive: My cousin’s shoes smelled like a garbage can.

Disgusting: My brother’s lunch was a sandwich with pickles and a hair.

Lewd: My mom’s favorite song is 'Baby Shark.'

4

So expensive it makes you cry. Like if you paid $100 for a cheeseburger and it was just a burger.

Overpriced: I bought a coffee for $20 and it tasted like it came from a dog.

Expensive: My dad bought a shirt for $100 and it was just a t-shirt.

Rip-off: I paid $50 for a sandwich and it had three slices of bread.

5

So offensive it makes you want to punch someone. Like if your teacher said 'Keanu Reeves is the greatest actor of all time.'

Disgusting: My brother’s favorite movie is 'The Room.'

Lewd: My mom’s favorite song is 'Baby Shark.'

Overpriced: My dad bought a shirt for $100 and it was just a t-shirt.

6

Scene kids are like the fashion police. They think they are cool and they hate everyone else.

Scene kid: My cousin wears a shirt that says 'I am a scene kid.'

Indie kid: My brother wears a shirt that says 'I am indie.'

Emo kid: My sister wears a shirt that says 'I am emo and I hate everyone.'

7

You go on a road trip just to buy clothes. You curse like a sailor. You drink soda like it’s water.

Obscene shopping: I drove 10 hours just to buy a shirt.

Cursing: My brother said 'f***ing hell' 100 times.

Soda addiction: I drank 10 Cokes in one day.