obsanitize

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Making your dirty words sound fancy so your grandma won't cry and your mom won't yell.

I said 'I'm gonna f***ing eat this cake,' and she turned into a drama queen.

He called the principal a 'fat s***head' and got suspended.

My brother said 'I'm gonna p*** off my sister' and got grounded for a week.

When you cover up your bad language like a kid hiding a broken toy from their parent.

She said 'I'm gonna c*** myself to sleep' and got in trouble for being loud.

He told the teacher 'you're a f***ing idiot' and got sent to the office.

My little sister said 'I'm gonna p*** on your shoes' and got a time-out.

Putting a pretty face on your ugly words when you're talking to people who don't know what you're saying.

He said 'I'm gonna eat that cake like it's my last meal' and got called a drama queen.

She told her teacher 'you're a f***ing disaster' and got sent to the principal.

My brother said 'I'm gonna f***ing throw my shoes' and got grounded for a month.

Cleaning up your mess so your mom doesn't yell and your grandma doesn't faint.

He said 'I'm gonna p*** on the floor' and got sent to his room.

She told her mom 'you're a f***ing disaster' and got grounded.

My brother said 'I'm gonna f***ing eat my lunch' and got called a weirdo.

Making your rude language sound polite so no one gets mad and you don't get in trouble.

I said 'I'm gonna c*** myself to sleep' and got called a weirdo.

He told the teacher 'you're a f***ing idiot' and got sent to the office.

My little sister said 'I'm gonna f*** on your shoes' and got a time-out.