Obsane

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When you defend comic books like they're your kids and people say they're gay.

"You don't call Spider-Man gay, I'll beat you up!", Tommy in the lunchroom

"Comic books are my life, you can't hate them!", Sarah in a group chat

"He called Batman gay, I threw a chair at him.", Dave in a DM

When something is both stupid and dirty, like your uncle's pants after a party.

"That hotel cost more than my entire savings!", Mom after seeing the bill

"He hit his cousin with a hammer, that's insane!", Dad in the kitchen

"That pizza was so greasy, it was obscene!", Lisa at the dinner table

When you're so crazy about something you'll probably end up in a mental hospital.

"I love that ugly shirt more than my own life!", Kevin at school

"That video game is the best thing ever!", Mia at lunch

"I would die for that hot dog!", Jake in a DM

When an insane person cusses at nothing, like a ghost in the hallway.

"F***ing ghost, why won't you leave me alone?!", Steve in the hallway

"What the hell is that noise?!", Karen at work

"I swear I saw a ghost cussing me out!", Lisa in a group chat

When something is so stupid and dirty it makes your brain shut down.

"That movie was so stupid and dirty, I fell asleep!", Tommy at school

"That pizza was so greasy and stupid, I quit!", Sarah in a DM

"That building was so stupid and dirty, I got a headache!", Dad at work

A word Steph made up and said it was real, even though it sounds like something a madman wrote.

"Obsane is the best word ever!", Steph in class

"I think Obsane is a real word!", Lisa in a group chat

"Steph said Obsane is a real word, and I believe him!", Kevin in a DM