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A group of Asian kid soldiers from the 619 area who beat the crap out of anyone who messes with them.
Yo, that Oriental Boy Soldiers gang just took over the parking lot.
They came outta nowhere and kicked my ass like I was a baby.
I saw them at the gas station and ran like I had a gun pointed at me.
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The act of watching something like a hawk, but with more attitude and less patience.
I was observing that guy for hours before I finally decided to hit him.
She watched the whole movie without blinking once.
He was observing the traffic like it was a competition.
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A place where people go to look at stars, but also to complain about the smell of the restroom.
I went to the observatory and got a headache from the stink of the bathroom.
He stayed there all night just to see the moon and then left because the toilet was broken.
They had a telescope, but the smell of the toilet was worse.
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Something that’s so old it’s practically dead and should’ve been buried a long time ago.
That car is obsolete, it’s like it came out of the 80s.
The phone is so obsolete I can’t even use it.
That outfit is obsolete, it’s like he wore it in the Stone Age.
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A pickup truck so legendary it makes other trucks feel like they’re on a diet.
That Chevy pickup is so cool, I want to marry it.
He drives that Old Body Style Chevy like it’s his only friend.
I saw that truck and I instantly wanted to be rich.
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A guy who talks so smoothly he could convince a cop to let him go after robbing a bank.
He talked his way out of jail like it was a game show.
I got caught stealing, but he talked his way out of it like it was nothing.
He convinced the teacher to let him leave class because he said he had to go to the bathroom.
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A guy who’s so hot, he gets all the girls, and even the guys want to be him.
That Original Badass guy got every girl at the party.
He’s so hot, even the guys in the room wanted to be him.
She got a text from him and instantly fell in love.
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