obruche

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A giant pain in the ass who thinks they're the center of the universe
My cousin is an obruche. He yells at the pizza delivery guy like it's a personal attack.
My teacher called me an obruche because I fell asleep during math class.
My dog is an obruche. He barks at the mailman like he's the king of the block.
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A troublemaker with a head the size of a beach ball and a brain the size of a pea
My little brother is an obruche. He fights with the neighbor's cat over a toy.
My friend is an obruche. He refused to stop talking during the movie.
My mom is an obruche. She yelled at the TV because the remote wasn't working.
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A mess of a person who can't shut up and never does anything right
My boss is an obruche. He yelled at the printer like it was his enemy.
My sister is an obruche. She spilled soda on my laptop and still didn't apologize.
My neighbor is an obruche. He plays his music so loud the dogs howl.
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