Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Make your face look like a fried egg and act like you’re proud of it

I bruised my knee and laughed like it was a victory speech

She spilled her drink and kept dancing like it was a choreographed move

He broke his phone and said it was a 'well-deserved upgrade'

2

Do your thing so hard it makes people wonder why they ever left their houses

He sang in the shower and woke up the whole neighborhood

She painted her nails in the middle of a traffic jam

He did a backflip in the grocery store and got banned

3

Be so cool you make the air around you feel like it’s trying to catch up

He walked into the room and the silence immediately dropped dead

She showed up in a neon outfit and everyone else looked like they wore pajamas

He sipped his coffee like it was a royal decree

4

Act like you own the place even though you’re clearly just passing through

He took over the DJ booth and no one dared to stop him

She sat in the best seat and didn’t even notice the sign that said 'Reserved' above her

He ordered for the whole table and nobody said a word

5

Be so happy you make everyone else feel like they’re doing it wrong

She danced in the rain and everyone else stood there like they were waiting for a bus

He laughed so loud it startled the dog

She ate an entire pizza and still had room for ice cream

6

Make your life so good it makes everyone else jealous and tired at the same time

He got a free donut and immediately posted it on Instagram

She got a raise and didn’t even bother to hide her smile

He got a tattoo and called it 'a minor upgrade'