obromisexual

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You can’t pick a flag and you’re too lazy to be bisexual so you just fling every flag at once and hope no one notices

Just picked 3 flags and threw them on my profile. Who cares if it’s confusing.

I’m like a rainbow explosion and no one can stop me.

I’m so obromisexual I’m like a flag with a middle finger.

You’re too confused to be straight and too proud to be pan but you’re just flinging flags like they’re going out of style

I put 5 flags on my profile and now I can’t decide which one I am.

I’m like a flag with a personality disorder.

I’m flinging flags so hard I might get a flag tattoo.

You’re just flipping flags like it’s a game and you don’t care if people think you’re a weirdo

I flipped my flag 10 times today and now I’m just confused.

I’m like a flag on a rollercoaster.

I flipped my flag so much I got flag burnout.

You’re so confused about your identity you just throw all the flags in the air and hope it lands on something that makes sense

I threw my flags in the air and now I’m stuck with a mess.

I’m like a flag that’s been through a tornado.

I threw my flags so high I might get a flag medal.

You’re just too lazy to pick one flag and you’re too proud to admit you’re confused so you just throw all flags at once

I put all my flags on my profile and now I’m just a walking rainbow.

I’m like a flag that’s been through a war.

I threw all my flags and now I can’t tell which one I like.