O'Brien's Law

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When the right or centre of UK politics gets caught with their pants down, they’ll scream ‘it’s all Corbyn’s fault’ like he personally set their whole plan on fire.
The prime minister’s aide got caught in a lie and immediately yelled, ‘Corbyn did it!’
A backbencher was found cheating and blamed Corbyn for giving him bad advice.
A Tory MP got caught stealing and blamed Corbyn for making him greedy.
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If you’re a centrist and you’re stuck, you’ll throw Jeremy Corbyn under the bus like he’s the reason you failed your entire life.
A centre MP got caught lying and said Corbyn gave him the idea.
A backbencher got in trouble and blamed Corbyn for being ‘too loud’.
A Tory minister got caught being corrupt and called Corbyn a ‘disgrace’.
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Every time a centrist is caught red-handed, they’ll pull out Corbyn like a magic trick and blame him for everything.
A politician got caught cheating and said Corbyn told him to do it.
A minister got caught in a scandal and said Corbyn was the real villain.
A Tory backbencher got fired and blamed Corbyn for letting him down.
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