obrielle

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a tiny Montana brat with eyes that could make a saint cry, she wails like a banshee and poops her diaper like it's a war zone, but you'll end up loving her more than your ex, and her dad will hunt you down with a shotgun if you even look at her twice
My baby sister just pooped her pants and cried like she lost her dog. I can't even be mad at her.
Obrielle’s dad called me and said if I didn’t stop texting her, he’d come to my house with a gun.
She cried so hard during her nap that her dad had to give her a lollipop just to shut her up.
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this Montana cutie is like a tiny grenade, she explodes with tears and poops, but somehow she makes you laugh until you cry, and her dad is a psycho who will shoot you if you try to steal her
Obrielle pooped her diaper and cried so loud, her dad had to take her to the hospital just to calm her down.
She cried so much during her breakfast that her dad threatened to throw me out of the house.
Obrielle pooped on the floor, and her dad came running with a gun like it was a real emergency.
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a Montana baby who looks like an angel but acts like a demon, she poops her diaper and cries like she's been tortured, but you can't help but laugh, and her dad will kill you if you try to date her
Obrielle pooped her diaper and started screaming like someone stole her candy. Her dad was right behind her with a gun.
She cried so hard at breakfast that her dad said if I kept texting her, he'd come to my house with a gun.
Obrielle's dad threatened me with a gun just because I sent her a funny meme.
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