obrie

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Obri is what Roli the Kakaós csiga calls himself when he’s too lazy to do anything but brag about his cheese-based life.

Obri is just a fancy way of saying 'I’m too good for you, but I still take your lunch money.'

Obri is when you call yourself a king but still can’t beat your brother at video games.

Obri is like a cheese sandwich that’s also a title.

Obri is when someone shoves their junk up your butt and then uses your poop as a lube, but still calls it a compliment.

Obri is when your date says 'I love you' and then takes a dump on your face.

Obri is like getting a back massage from a toilet.

Obri is when your mom says 'I did this to you when you were a baby!' and then uses your diaper as a love letter.