Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a trashy online school that robs you blind and calls it education

I paid $200 for a course that taught me how to fail

This school is so bad it makes my grandpa's math class look good

They promised me a degree I can't even spell

2

a lying online school that takes your cash and gives you nothing but headaches

I signed up for 5 classes and got one worksheet

They said I'd be rich in a month. Now I'm broke and confused

They gave me a certificate that says 'certified loser'

3

a fake school that steals your money and makes you look stupid

They promised me success. All I got was a 2000-word essay on how to fail

I paid for a class that taught me how to Google my own answers

They called me a 'student' and I called them a scammer

4

a crooked online school that takes your cash and gives you a bunch of nonsense

They said I'd be a genius in 3 days. Now I'm a genius in 3 days of crying

They gave me a certificate and a 500-word essay on why I'm dumb

I paid for a class and got a video of a guy saying 'hello'

5

a scammy online school that takes your money and calls it a learning experience

I paid $500 for a class that said 'you're already smart' and left me confused

They called it a learning experience. I called it a waste of time and money

I signed up for 3 classes. Now I have 3000 words of useless text

6

a dirty online school that takes your cash and gives you zero value

I paid for a class and got one video of a guy who didn't know what he was talking about

They took my money and gave me a certificate that said 'I failed' in 10 different languages

I signed up for 5 classes. Now I have 5000 words of confusion