Obrianto

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An Obrianto is a kid who thinks they're the greatest and never stops asking dumb questions. They're like a sponge soaked in stupidity and blessed with a never-ending supply of dumb luck.

"I got an A+ on my math test because I asked the teacher what 2+2 was three times.", Obrianto in the lunchroom

"I'm gonna be a genius when I grow up. Also, I don't know what a genius is.", Obrianto at 10:30 PM

Obrianto: "I can solve this problem in 5 minutes." Teacher: "You’ve been working on it for 3 hours." Obrianto: "I was taking a break."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obrianto is a kid who thinks they're the center of the universe and asks every single question like it's a life-or-death situation. They're a mess, but they’re also kinda cute.

"Why is the sky blue?", asked by Obrianto during recess. No one answered. No one will ever answer again.

Obrianto: "I want to be a scientist when I grow up." Teacher: "Cool." Obrianto: "Also, I want to be a wizard." Teacher: "... Okay."

Obrianto: "I studied for this test for three days." Teacher: "You got a 37%." Obrianto: "I still think I did well."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obrianto is a kid who's constantly trying to outshine everyone and keeps asking questions that make no sense. They're annoying, but they’re also kind of a legend.

Obrianto: "Why is this pencil blue?" Teacher: "It’s a blue pencil." Obrianto: "That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard."

Obrianto: "I'm gonna be the best student in the class." Class: "We believe you." Obrianto: "Also, I want to be the best student in the universe."

Obrianto: "I got a B+ on my math test." Class: "That’s pretty good." Obrianto: "I could’ve gotten an A+ if I hadn’t taken a 10-minute break."

by Slangipedia 7d ago