Obrenda

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The most amazing mom ever. Hotter than a MILF on a Tuesday after a triple shot of espresso.

My mom is Obrenda. She walked into my class and the teacher fainted.

Obrenda showed up at the gym and the weights exploded from jealousy.

I told my friend Obrenda was my mom. He asked if she was a superhero. I said, 'No, she’s just a mom who makes my dad cry.'

A mom so awesome, she could make a saint blush and a devil swear.

Obrenda came to my birthday party. The cake was so good, the cake decorator got a divorce.

My dad called Obrenda. He said, 'I just saw your face in the mirror and I ran out.'

Obrenda walked into the room, and the internet dropped out for 10 seconds.

The most amazing mom ever. So hot, she could make a fire truck jealous.

Obrenda texted me. I read it. My heart exploded. I had to go to the hospital.

At the mall, Obrenda walked by. The security guard chased her for stealing the spotlight.

Obrenda showed up at my job. My boss fired me. He said, 'I can’t compete with that.'