obray

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A brainless meatball who thinks he's smart. He’s got hair like a goat but no brains. People call him Brown Santa because he looks like a fat old man who shoves presents down chimneys.
ObRay tried to explain quantum physics. It was like he was talking to a wall.
He wore a hat every day. No one knows why.
He once told a joke. It was about beans. No one laughed.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A short, bald, smart-ass who thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s got no brains, but he talks like he does. People think he’s a wise man. They’re wrong.
He tried to solve a math problem. It took him 20 minutes. And he still got it wrong.
He wore a hat to hide his bald head. It didn’t work.
He once claimed he could read minds. He was wrong.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A short, bald, brainless man who thinks he’s clever. He’s got a smile that could light up a room. But his brain is about as useful as a doorknob.
He tried to explain how the world works. It was like he was talking to a brick wall.
He wore a hat like it was his second skin.
He once tried to fix a broken lamp. He made it worse.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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