Obramboslovska petarda

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A stupid ancient Greek party where a bunch of tough guys and a random girl have wild sex to celebrate war and love. It’s basically a fancy group project with a side of bad decisions.
My cousin had to do it and said it was like being forced to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
My teacher said it’s the reason why we have group work.
My friend’s sister volunteered and now she’s famous for being a total meatball.
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A weird tradition where five nerdy boys and one hot girl have a huge freak-out session to honor a war god and a love god. It’s like a group project but with more screaming and less math.
I saw it on TikTok and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
My brother said it’s the reason he hates history class.
My mom said it’s the reason why we have holidays.
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An ancient Greek party where five boys and one girl get super loud and have wild sex to celebrate war and love. It’s like a group project but with more yelling and less homework.
My friend tried to get out of it and ended up stuck in the tradition forever.
My teacher said it’s the reason why we have report cards.
I saw it in a dream and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
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