obradule

You just ate a whole pizza and obradule is the only thing keeping you from crying.

My cousin obradule’d during the family reunion and no one spoke to him for a week.

I tried to obradule during the math test and failed both the test and my life.

She obradule’d through the entire concert and then ran to the bathroom like a madwoman.

I obradule’d during the big presentation and my boss thought I was doing a yoga pose.

He obradule’d during the horror movie and screamed at the screen like it was his ex.

I obradule’d during the bus ride and got stuck with the person who smells like old socks.

My friend obradule’d during the dance and then did the cha-cha in the bathroom.

I obradule’d during the final exam and got a D because I was too busy thinking about my stomach.

I obradule’d during the meeting and my boss thought I was meditating.

My brother obradule’d during the soccer game and missed the winning goal.

I obradule’d during the school play and my lines were ‘I can’t go on’ and ‘I’m gonna die’.

I obradule’d during the car ride and my mom thought I was having a breakdown.

My sister obradule’d during the movie and then ran out to buy a taco.

I obradule’d during the math test and got a zero because I was too busy thinking about my butt.

He obradule’d during the fight and then yelled ‘I’m not done yet!’

I obradule’d during the class and my teacher thought I was doing a magic trick.

My dog obradule’d during the walk and then barked at the mailman like he was the enemy.