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On Bob Ross is like swearing on your mom’s dead body. You don’t just say it, you mean it. If you say it, you’re a man. A real man. A man who doesn’t back down from a paint fight.
On Bob Ross, I’m gonna beat you up in the parking lot.
I swear on Bob Ross, I’ll eat your homework.
On Bob Ross, I didn’t cheat on my math test.
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One brow raised is when you’re too lazy to type a full sentence but still want to sound like you’re being dramatic. It’s like texting your ex after they ghost you.
One brow raised, why’d you leave me for the barista?
One brow raised, you said you’d never eat my pizza.
One brow raised, I’m still mad about that Fortnite loss.
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Often Bad Rip is when your team talks big but can’t back it up. They’re like a guy who promises you a pizza but shows up with a bag of chips.
Our team is an Often Bad Rip, they said they’d win but lost 3-1.
They’re the Often Bad Rip of futbol clubs.
We’re the Often Bad Rip, we talk trash but can’t score.
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This guy is a legend, a boss, a beast. He’s got a great sense of humor, but don’t mess with him. He’ll make you regret it. He’s like the guy who laughs at your jokes but will beat you up for it.
He’s the best friend you ever had, until you betrayed him.
He’ll laugh at your jokes, then beat you up.
He’s got a great sense of humor, but don’t cross him.
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