obpd

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OBPD is the group that tries to stop loud teens from partying and making a mess. They get angry when you throw up on their car.
OBPD came to my house and asked if I had any beer.
My friend got a ticket for yelling at a cop.
They tried to arrest me for throwing a pizza box out the window.
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OBPD is like the cops who chase you when you’re too loud and too dumb to know when to stop.
I got a ticket because I was dancing in the street.
They showed up at my house and told my mom to shut me up.
They pulled me over for driving with a friend on my lap.
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OBPD is the reason you can’t have a party without someone yelling at you or giving you a ticket.
They showed up at my party and made me turn it off.
My friend got a ticket for eating pizza in the street.
They came to my house and said my music was too loud.
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OBPD is the group of cops who will chase you for being stupid and loud. They will yell at you until you cry.
They chased me and my friends down the street.
They yelled at me for not wearing a shirt.
They came to my house and told me to stop being a fool.
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OBPD is the cops who show up when you’re having fun and ruin it with tickets and yelling.
They gave me a ticket for not wearing shoes.
They yelled at me for making a mess.
They showed up at my party and made me stop singing.
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OBPD is the cops who come to your house when you’re being too loud and too stupid to know when to stop.
They came to my house and said my music was too loud.
They gave me a ticket for eating pizza in the street.
They chased me and my friends down the street.
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