obpassion

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A crazy love for something that makes you act like a lunatic. It’s like being in love with a pizza that’s also your ex.

I’ve been obpassionate about video games for 10 years. I’ve skipped rent to buy a new console.

She’s obpassionate about her cat. She named her three kittens after her exes.

He’s obpassionate about tacos. He once got into a fight over the correct way to eat them.

You’re so into something it feels like your soul is glued to it. It’s like your brain is a fan club and you’re the president.

Her obpassion for K-pop has her singing in the shower, at work, and during her mom’s funeral.

He’s obpassionate about basketball. He once tried to dunk on a police officer.

That kid is obpassionate about Pokémon. He’s got 200 cards and still doesn’t know the difference between a Charizard and a Charmander.

When you love something so much it starts to feel like a religion. You pray to it. You sacrifice for it. You might even burn your eyebrows off.

She treats her skincare routine like a religion. She’s obpassionate about it. Her face is holy, her routine is sacred.

He’s obpassionate about coffee. He’s got a ritual that involves a coffee cup, a spoon, and a prayer.

That guy is obpassionate about his beard. He shaves it every day and still calls it a 'beard.'

It’s when you love something so much you’d rather die than let it go. It’s like your heart is a sock and the thing you love is the other sock.

She’s obpassionate about her phone. She’s had three heartbreaks and one broken screen.

He’s obpassionate about his car. He named it ‘Bessie’ and it still doesn’t love him back.

That kid’s obpassionate about his YouTube channel. He once cried when his views dropped by 10.

You’re so into something it feels like your brain is on fire and the thing you love is the fire chief.

She’s obpassionate about her dog. She once left her job to take him to the dog park.

He’s obpassionate about his video game. He’s played it for 200 hours and still can’t beat the final boss.

That girl is obpassionate about her hair. She’s got 10 different hair products and still doesn’t know which one works.