Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

People who think Obama is the best human ever and would die for him if he asked nicely.

I’d follow Obama into a burning building. No question.

If Obama said ‘jump,’ I’d say ‘how high?’ and do it.

I’d give up my firstborn for a hug from Obama.

2

Fans of Obama who act like he’s a god and probably think he can read minds.

Obama can read my mind. I’m 100% sure.

He’s like a superhero. I’m his sidekick.

He’s not just a president. He’s a king.

3

People who talk about Obama like he’s the best thing since sliced bread and probably never ate toast.

Obama is better than pizza. And I love pizza.

He’s the best president ever. Maybe even better than my mom.

I’d eat bread made of Obama if he asked me to.

4

People who think Obama is so cool he could probably beat up a dragon with one hand.

Obama can fight dragons. I’ve seen it.

He’s like a wizard. A very cool wizard.

If he wanted, he could take over the world. And probably would.

5

Idiots who think Obama is the most perfect human ever and probably don’t even know what ‘perfect’ means.

Obama is perfect. No one else is.

He’s the only person who’s ever been perfect.

He’s perfect. I’ve seen it with my own eyes.

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People who act like Obama is the most important person in the world and probably don’t even know who that is.

Obama is the most important person. Period.

He’s more important than my job.

If he walked in, the world would stop.