O'Boyle

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An o'boyle is like a bova but even worse. They're obsessed with men and hate muffins more than a grumpy old man hates Mondays.

Why did you bring the o'boyle to the muffin party? She turned it into a love fest!

I tried to eat a muffin and she said I was 'distracting the man energy.'

She came to the bar and started flirting with my dad. I wanted to die.

This o'boyle is a loud, spaztic mess. She's like a disco ball in a dark room and ruins any guy night.

She showed up at my sleepover and started doing the can-can. I had to sneak out.

I tried to watch a movie and she kept doing the worm. I threw a pillow at her.

She texted me at 2 a. m. saying she was 'feeling spaztic.' I hung up.

This o'boyle is a total wanker. She's got no class and thinks she's the queen of everything.

She called me a 'dull boy' in front of my friends. I was so embarrassed.

She said I was 'boring' and then took my phone to post a selfie.

She called my dog a 'wanker' and I had to defend him.

O'boyle is the god of cum. He loves Kim K and has a body that oozes cum. He's got ranga pubes and men want to eat his balls.

He texted me saying he was 'cumming over' and I had to go to the bathroom.

He told me he had 'ranga pubes' and I asked what that meant. I still don't know.

He said he was 'jiggling his balls' and I got distracted during math class.