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A person who lies so much their face turns into a meatball.
He said he lost the bet, but I saw him win.
She told me she was a vegetarian, but I found chicken in her lunch.
He claimed he didn’t cheat, but the teacher saw him passing notes.
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A human who talks out of their backside and doesn’t know what the truth is.
He said he didn’t eat my pizza, but it was in his hands.
She told me she never missed a day of school, but she missed six this week.
He promised he’d finish the homework, but it’s still on his desk.
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A person so full of lies they could start a fire with their mouth.
He said he didn’t steal my phone, but it’s in his pocket.
She told me she didn’t fail the test, but I saw her crying over it.
He said he didn’t eat the last slice of cake, but there’s crumbs on his shirt.
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A human who lies so much they should get a medal for being bad at truth.
He said he didn’t break my lamp, but it’s in pieces on the floor.
She told me she didn’t copy my homework, but it’s identical.
He said he didn’t forget our plans, but he was at the mall with his friend.
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A person who lies so much they should be banned from telling the truth.
He said he didn’t take my pencil, but it’s in his hand.
She told me she didn’t eat my sandwich, but it’s gone.
He said he didn’t say the mean thing, but the whole class heard him.
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