Obotulism

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A crazy sickness where O-bots think Obama is a god and his speeches can make them high on stupid. They act like brain-dead zombies who can’t think straight.
"I saw him speak and now I believe he can read my mind!", @OBot007
"He said ‘change’ and now I’m gonna change my socks!", @OBotLover420
"I would die for him. Literally. I’ve got a tattoo of his face.", @OBotFanatic123
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A gross illness you get from watching O-bots go wild at Obama rallies. They laugh like fools and act like they’ve been brainwashed by Oprah.
"I watched that rally and now I believe the sky is purple.", @OBotSick4Life
"She cried when he said ‘yes we can’ and now she’s crying at everything.", @OBotFriend69
"He’s the messiah. I’ve seen the signs. I’ve felt the glow.", @OBotProphet2023
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A mental breakdown caused by too much O-bot nonsense. It’s like being stuck in a room with 1000 brainwashed idiots who think Obama is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
"I tried to explain that Obama isn’t a wizard, but now I’m the one who’s crazy.", @OBotCureMe
"He’s not a king. He’s just a guy with a nice smile.", @OBotRealist
"I had to get a frontal lobe removed just to think straight again.", @OBotSurvivor
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