Obots

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A person who moves like a robot and follows orders without thinking. They’re like brainwashed puppets who can’t even question their boss.
The Obots stood in line like fools, even though the boss said the coffee was bad.
The Obots didn’t question the boss when he told them to eat the pizza for lunch.
The Obots followed the boss into a burning building just because he said it was a ‘team-building exercise’.
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People who punch, insult, and tear others down just because they don’t like Obama or the Democrats. They’re like angry kids with no filter.
The Obots yelled at the poor guy for saying ‘Trump is the best president’ in the comments.
The Obots sent 100 DMs to a random person just because they posted a photo of a cat wearing a hat.
The Obots called their neighbor a ‘disgusting human’ for not voting for Obama.
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A bunch of mindless fans who follow Oprah like she’s a prophet. They believe everything she says, even when it’s nonsense.
The Obots cheered when Oprah said ‘the best way to lose weight is to eat a whole pizza and then a bag of chips’.
The Obots followed Oprah into a lake just because she said it was ‘a magical experience’.
The Obots cried when Oprah said ‘this is the worst day ever’ and it was Tuesday.
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A person who supports Obama so much they’ll do anything. They’re like a dog who will follow you even if you’re walking into a fire.
The Obots voted for Obama even though he was asleep during the debate.
The Obots stood on a street corner yelling ‘Obama is the best president’ at 3 a. m.
The Obots bought a whole house just so Obama could have a place to hang out.
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Robotic things from Randy Orton. They’re like tiny machines made of muscle and fury. They punch people and then ask for a high five.
The Obots came out of Randy Orton’s mouth and started punching people in the face.
The Obots were so strong they broke the internet just by blinking.
The Obots attacked a whole gym just to prove they were better than the other guys.
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