Obotomy

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A surgery where they jam Obama’s brain into yours so you start believing stupid stuff and never question it again.

My uncle got obotomized and now he thinks the moon is made of pizza.

After the obotomy, she started crying when someone said 'taxes are bad.'

He got obotomized in 2008 and hasn’t stopped saying 'yes we can' since.

Getting obotomized is like being brainwashed by Obama’s leftovers and turning into a liberal.

My mom got obotomized and now she thinks the government should give free pizza to everyone.

He got obotomized and now he’s obsessed with windmills and the environment.

After the obotomy, she started calling her cat 'Barack.'

An obotomy is when Obama’s brain takes over yours and turns you into a whiny liberal.

My dad got obotomized and now he argues about healthcare with strangers.

She got obotomized and started crying every time someone said 'taxes.'

He got obotomized and now he thinks the moon is made of cheese.

You get an obotomy when Obama’s brain forces you to believe stupid stuff and you become a liberal.

My sister got obotomized and now she thinks the government should pay for all her snacks.

He got obotomized and now he talks to the sky every morning.

After the obotomy, she started believing the earth is flat and the moon is a lie.

An obotomy is like getting a brain transplant from Obama, and then you start acting like a liberal.

My brother got obotomized and now he thinks the government should give everyone free shoes.

She got obotomized and started believing the sun revolves around the earth.

He got obotomized and now he thinks windmills are the future of everything.

An obotomy is when Obama’s brain crashes into yours and you start believing everything he says and become a liberal.

My neighbor got obotomized and now he’s obsessed with the environment and free snacks.

She got obotomized and started believing the moon is made of cheese.

He got obotomized and now he talks to the sky and thinks windmills are magic.