Oboses

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An obose is a human who is so fat they look like a sausage casing filled with sausage. They live in a McDonald’s basement eating French fries for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
My cousin is an obose. He eats so much he can’t move.
The obose at the gym is lifting weights that are bigger than his head.
That obose just walked into a burger place and the whole place shook.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Obose means the hand of God. But Obo is just God, and OSE is the hand. It came from Nigeria, where people say it like it’s a curse.
My grandma said I was an obose because I ate 10 donuts at once.
The pastor called the mayor an obose for being too loud.
My brother’s dog is an obose because it eats shoes.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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An obose is a fat person who talks like they are a professor. They use big words just to sound smart, even though they probably can’t spell them.
My teacher is an obose. She says ‘eloquent’ like it’s a secret word.
My friend’s uncle is an obose. He says ‘inconsequential’ just to be fancy.
That obose in class uses words that make my brain hurt.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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An obose is when an oboe is played by someone so fat they look like a balloon. It’s not the same as oboes, which is just the plural of oboe.
My uncle tried to play the oboe and it sounded like an obose.
That obose at the concert made the music sound like a pig squealing.
My brother tried to be an obose and now he’s stuck in a musical chair.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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